"You’re asking Ross to have rhythm?"

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

vinegod:

WHEN UR CHILLING WIT UR BAE AND SHES LIKE SUCK MY ASS LMFAOO WTFF 😂😂😭😭💀💀❤️❤️👅👅🙊💩🔥🔥💢💢👄👄🔝🔝💯💯#relatable by Jus Reign

psyducked:

Tops on Grindr have their bios like

psyducked:

Tops on Grindr have their bios like

penguintim:

um sweetheart I have a gay friend so I think I’m entitled to speak on behalf of the entire LGBT community sweetie :)

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

riddlemeroxy:

ath-na:

he’s a keeper

I have reblogged this SO many times

"Sexuality isn’t a choice….whoever gets your dick hard..that’s who you like"

grumpkilgannon:

-Danny Sexbang, 2014

kenway:

uzujusttoodamnfresh:

tiny-green-box:

kenway:

the southern US genuinely scares me like my map of ‘states i will willingly go to for college’ looks more or less like

image

if you’re coming to the us this is a good travel guide fyi <3

thats pretty ignorant tbh 

so are the racist and prejudiced people who live in those areas

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

image

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1



Track: Thomas Writes Sins Not Tragedies

a-cis-anti-feminist:

oneboredjeu:

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE FUCK